1 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,534 [♪♪♪♪♪] 2 00:00:55,285 --> 00:00:57,786 The plane! The plane! 3 00:01:12,024 --> 00:01:14,025 -Good morning, boss. -Good morning, Tattoo. 4 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:55,442 ROARKE: Smiles, everyone. 5 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,010 Smiles. 6 00:01:58,677 --> 00:02:02,178 [CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:09,047 TATTOO: Boss, that lady acts like she just landed on Mars. 8 00:02:09,381 --> 00:02:10,482 Who is she? 9 00:02:10,748 --> 00:02:12,616 ROARKE: A woman who has done very little traveling 10 00:02:12,749 --> 00:02:14,083 outside of Spain, Tattoo. 11 00:02:14,216 --> 00:02:17,184 Her name is Miss Maria Margarita Rosario Pilar 12 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:19,986 Martinez Molina Rodriguez Diaz. 13 00:02:20,219 --> 00:02:23,220 Boss, what kind of parents would give eight names 14 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:24,720 to their daughter? 15 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,421 Her mother named her, Tattoo, six months before she died. 16 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:31,190 Miss Diaz was then taken in by nuns and raised in a convent. 17 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:32,524 TATTOO: Where was her father? 18 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:33,957 ROARKE: Her father and her mother 19 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:36,625 were never married. In fact, her fantasy is to meet him 20 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:38,426 for the very first time. 21 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,427 What's wrong, boss? 22 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,828 Possibly a great deal, Tattoo. You see, her father has no idea 23 00:02:43,961 --> 00:02:45,329 he even has a daughter. 24 00:02:46,362 --> 00:02:48,230 Nor is it likely he wants one. 25 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,898 TATTOO: That guy looks uptight. 26 00:02:51,431 --> 00:02:52,732 He looks like he needs a vacation. 27 00:02:52,932 --> 00:02:54,065 ROARKE: You're right, Tattoo. 28 00:02:54,265 --> 00:02:56,666 Mr. Allen Daly has spent the last eight years of his life 29 00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:59,601 in one of the most brutal prisons in the world. 30 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:02,903 You mean he's an ex con? What did he do? 31 00:03:04,069 --> 00:03:07,304 That's the tragedy. Nothing. He was framed. 32 00:03:07,638 --> 00:03:09,471 Framed? That's terrible. 33 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:12,473 ROARKE: Indeed. He also believes that his best friend died 34 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:13,773 in that same prison. 35 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:16,008 TATTOO: His fantasy is to clear his name? 36 00:03:16,408 --> 00:03:19,042 ROARKE: No, Tattoo. His fantasy is to start a new life. 37 00:03:19,175 --> 00:03:21,310 By finding a fabulous lost treasure, 38 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:23,411 which a fellow prisoner told him was buried here 39 00:03:23,544 --> 00:03:24,777 on Fantasy Island. 40 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:28,579 I think he's going to need a trustworthy guide, like me. 41 00:03:29,346 --> 00:03:30,914 Yes, that's right, Tattoo. 42 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:33,515 But I'm afraid he'll need much more than that to get him 43 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,815 through this weekend. 44 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,349 Much more. 45 00:03:40,151 --> 00:03:42,685 My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. 46 00:03:42,952 --> 00:03:44,986 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 47 00:04:26,802 --> 00:04:28,537 ROARKE: Tell me, Miss Diaz, do you know anything 48 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:29,938 at all about your father? 49 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,272 I only know what you told me before I came here. 50 00:04:33,505 --> 00:04:35,373 That his name is Charles Woodruff 51 00:04:35,773 --> 00:04:38,174 and that he lives right here on your island. 52 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:40,675 -Yes. -Hey, is there anything more 53 00:04:40,808 --> 00:04:42,108 -to know? -Oh, well, for one thing, 54 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:43,443 your father holds a high post 55 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:45,844 in the diplomatic corps of the United States. 56 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:47,878 He has a home here and another one 57 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,078 just outside New York City. 58 00:04:49,711 --> 00:04:52,379 My papa is a very smart man, no? 59 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:55,214 Oh, yes, he is. You can be very proud of him. 60 00:04:55,914 --> 00:05:00,016 For eight years, I studied music at the conservatory in Madrid. 61 00:05:00,816 --> 00:05:02,384 -And do you know why? -Why? 62 00:05:02,951 --> 00:05:06,852 So when I meet him, he can be so proud of me. 63 00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:08,753 Well, I can see you're very anxious 64 00:05:08,886 --> 00:05:09,987 -to begin your fantasy. -Yeah. 65 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,320 So, if you will come with us, 66 00:05:11,454 --> 00:05:13,488 Tattoo and I will drive you to the Woodruff Estate. 67 00:05:13,721 --> 00:05:15,922 -Follow me. This way. -Thank you, Tattoo. 68 00:05:16,056 --> 00:05:17,322 I can't wait. 69 00:05:18,723 --> 00:05:21,124 WOODRUFF: Tell Henry to use Italian wine in the clam sauce. 70 00:05:21,424 --> 00:05:23,025 The last time he used a French Bordeaux 71 00:05:23,159 --> 00:05:25,060 and Ambassador Giovanni threw a fit. 72 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:26,360 [DOORBELL RINGS] 73 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,027 Now that can't be the Foreign Minister. 74 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,827 He's a half hour early. 75 00:05:34,096 --> 00:05:35,464 Oh, hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Woodruff... 76 00:05:35,597 --> 00:05:37,264 -WOODRUFF: Roarke! Tattoo! -...if we may. Hi, Mr. Woodruff. 77 00:05:37,398 --> 00:05:38,998 What a surprise! 78 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:43,200 -You've got a bigger one coming. -This is him? 79 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,368 Yes. Miss Maria Diaz, may I present 80 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:47,735 Mr. Charles Woodruff, your father. 81 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:52,036 Papa? Papasito. [SPEAKING SPANISH] 82 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,072 -MARIA: Papasito. -I told you. 83 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,973 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 84 00:05:58,673 --> 00:05:59,773 Papasito. 85 00:06:00,407 --> 00:06:01,674 ROARKE: Well, we'll leave you to get acquainted. 86 00:06:01,807 --> 00:06:03,675 I'll be back in an hour to answer any questions 87 00:06:03,808 --> 00:06:05,576 that may come to your mind. Good day. 88 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:11,811 MARIA: Ay, Papa. [SPEAKING SPANISH] 89 00:06:14,779 --> 00:06:17,814 ROARKE: Mr. Roberts, your friend who died in that Iranian prison, 90 00:06:17,947 --> 00:06:18,814 what was his name? 91 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:21,448 Lorin Robertson. 92 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,383 I haven't thought about him in years. 93 00:06:26,384 --> 00:06:29,085 He always had some scheme to make a quick buck. 94 00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:32,086 He had a line on some Persian relics, 95 00:06:32,353 --> 00:06:35,188 phony rug dealer. Said we could get rich. 96 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:37,422 All we had to do is smuggle this stuff out of the country, 97 00:06:37,555 --> 00:06:38,589 back to the States. 98 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:41,590 [SIGHS] 99 00:06:45,092 --> 00:06:47,559 On our last night there, Lorin went out to... 100 00:06:48,426 --> 00:06:50,360 buy some souvenirs and junk. 101 00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:53,761 Cops busted in and arrested me. 102 00:06:54,595 --> 00:06:57,563 Anyway, the cops discovered a couple of these relics. 103 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:02,231 I heard later on that they nailed Lorin, too. 104 00:07:03,899 --> 00:07:07,100 Only they beat him to death trying to make him confess. 105 00:07:07,901 --> 00:07:09,367 I'm sorry, Mr. Daly. I didn't mean 106 00:07:09,501 --> 00:07:12,836 -to stir up painful memories. -[KNOCKING ON DOOR] 107 00:07:13,436 --> 00:07:15,637 Oh, that must be Tattoo. Uh, come in. 108 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:23,407 Er, Tattoo will be your guide. 109 00:07:26,374 --> 00:07:28,275 I'm ready for the treasure hunt, boss. 110 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:30,776 So I see. 111 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:34,811 Mr. Roarke, am I really going to find this treasure? 112 00:07:35,378 --> 00:07:36,845 All I've got to go on is this story 113 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,446 from some crazy old man, 114 00:07:38,579 --> 00:07:41,347 a history professor they arrested for politics. 115 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,882 Oh, I assure you, Mr. Daly, the treasure is here. 116 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:48,883 It may even contain the legendary mask of Tenequatal... 117 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:52,685 made of solid gold and precious jewels. 118 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:54,652 I think, uh... 119 00:07:55,553 --> 00:07:58,187 this will help you locate it. 120 00:07:58,721 --> 00:08:01,355 A map? Just as simple as that? 121 00:08:01,488 --> 00:08:04,623 Oh, simple to find, yes. But I must warn you... 122 00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:07,991 legend says that much of the treasure... 123 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,126 was sacred in nature. 124 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,393 This treasure will buy me a new identity, 125 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,928 a whole new life. I've got to make it. 126 00:08:16,761 --> 00:08:18,495 I truly hope so, Mr. Daly. 127 00:08:19,762 --> 00:08:20,863 I truly hope so. 128 00:08:22,196 --> 00:08:23,097 Tattoo? 129 00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:25,898 Good luck, Mr. Daly. 130 00:08:30,934 --> 00:08:33,101 WOODRUFF: Years ago, when I was starting my career... 131 00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:36,236 I was assigned to a little town in Spain. 132 00:08:36,736 --> 00:08:38,137 I met and fell in love with a beautiful woman 133 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:41,138 named Margarita. Margarita Diaz. 134 00:08:41,804 --> 00:08:42,939 She was my mama. 135 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:45,106 Her parents didn't approve of me. 136 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:47,507 They forbade her to see me after they found out 137 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:48,907 about our romance. 138 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,708 Shortly after that, I was assigned 139 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:52,343 to a little embassy in the Middle East... 140 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:54,276 and I never saw her again. 141 00:08:54,944 --> 00:08:57,778 -Oh. -Nor did I ever forget her. 142 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:03,380 I had no idea she had my child. 143 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,949 Mr. Woodruff? Mr. Woodruff, 144 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:12,216 I submit that this-- this woman somehow found out 145 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:15,485 about your moment of youthful indiscretion 146 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,419 and fabricated this entire story. 147 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:24,188 While researching Miss Diaz's fantasy, 148 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:26,122 I came across this document. 149 00:09:26,856 --> 00:09:29,590 It is a record of the baptisms that took place 150 00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:32,224 in that little town in the year 1955. 151 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:36,860 Now, here is Miss Diaz's name. Here is her mother's name. 152 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,362 And here is the name she gave, as God was her witness, 153 00:09:40,695 --> 00:09:41,795 of the father. 154 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:43,329 I'm satisfied. 155 00:09:44,096 --> 00:09:45,564 -ROARKE: Good. -[SIGHS] 156 00:09:46,197 --> 00:09:47,498 ROARKE: I'll be leaving then. 157 00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:50,532 I'm sure the two of you have a lot of catching up to do. 158 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,567 Roarke, you're going to leave her here? 159 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,534 Well, she is your daughter, Mr. Woodruff. 160 00:09:57,569 --> 00:09:59,569 Good day, sir. Madame. 161 00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:06,038 Papa! Oh, Papa, I'm so sorry I got you by surprise. But, 162 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:09,039 if I told you the surprise, you would not be surprised. 163 00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:10,407 Are you surprised? 164 00:10:11,407 --> 00:10:13,608 -Something is wrong? -Yes, I don't understand 165 00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:16,176 -a word you're saying. -[DOORBELL RINGS] 166 00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:18,110 That must be the Indian Foreign Minister. 167 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:20,411 Quick, do something about her. 168 00:10:20,544 --> 00:10:21,678 And tell her there's no way in hell 169 00:10:21,811 --> 00:10:24,445 -she can stay here with me! -What? What? 170 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:28,047 Papa, Papa, wait. I love you, Papa. 171 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,882 I've waited all my life to say that. 172 00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:34,416 Mi Papa. 173 00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:56,358 TATTOO: This must be it. 174 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,194 This is it. It was easy. 175 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,295 -I'll lead the way. Come on. -Okay. 176 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,363 DALY: Now listen, this whole place 177 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:10,764 is probably booby-trapped. 178 00:11:11,064 --> 00:11:13,199 TATTOO: I know. We better be careful. 179 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:22,436 All right. Let's be careful now. 180 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:31,472 Oh! The old man was right. Tattoo, look at that Buddha. 181 00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:42,544 That mask is pure Mayan. The mask of Tenequatal. 182 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,478 You're looking at the greatest art find of the century. 183 00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:49,579 [RUMBLING] 184 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,048 Look at that! 185 00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:02,219 Here, Tattoo, hold this. 186 00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:05,020 You know what this is? 187 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,754 It's a coffin. You know what they put in there? 188 00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,154 [GRUNTS] 189 00:12:11,888 --> 00:12:16,057 I'm rich! I'm filthy rich! Give me this bag! 190 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:22,627 Emeralds! Rubies! Oh, my God! 191 00:12:23,193 --> 00:12:25,528 Let me get that. Emeralds! 192 00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:27,462 TATTOO: Booby trap! Watch it. 193 00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,230 Let's get out of here. We're going to get killed. 194 00:12:31,363 --> 00:12:33,397 I'm not leaving without that mask! 195 00:12:33,764 --> 00:12:35,498 TATTOO: Leave the mask. Come on. 196 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:38,866 Come on, let's get out! 197 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:40,600 -Allen! -I got to have it! 198 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,001 TATTOO: Hurry! Hurry! We're gonna get killed, come on. 199 00:12:44,635 --> 00:12:45,836 Let's get out! 200 00:12:57,641 --> 00:12:59,942 DALY: Run! Run! Quick, get down! 201 00:13:02,809 --> 00:13:04,944 [COUGHS] 202 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,678 I'm sorry about the mask, Mr. Daly. 203 00:13:09,245 --> 00:13:11,579 I would cut off my right arm for that mask, Tattoo. 204 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:14,380 But I got a king's ransom right here. 205 00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:17,114 Enough to start a whole new life. 206 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,950 And I can hardly wait to get started. [LAUGHS] 207 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,451 -Let's get out of here, huh? -Yeah. 208 00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:41,191 My God! Lorin! 209 00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:43,259 It is Lorin. 210 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:45,893 And he's alive! 211 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,027 And Marion. Marion's with him. 212 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,228 The two of them ripped eight years out of my life! 213 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:52,696 You know her, too? 214 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:54,429 I was in love with her. 215 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,931 -We were going to be married. -I don't get it. 216 00:13:58,365 --> 00:14:01,532 I'm just beginning to get it. He set me up. 217 00:14:02,032 --> 00:14:04,668 -But why? -He made his deal. 218 00:14:04,934 --> 00:14:06,334 He smuggled the stuff out of the country. 219 00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:07,935 It would have been worth a fortune. 220 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,103 He's filthy rich! 221 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,337 He's alive! And he's got her. 222 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,138 I'll kill him. I'll kill them both. 223 00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,273 Mr. Daly, you're talking crazy. 224 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,573 You don't want to go back to prison, do you? 225 00:14:21,107 --> 00:14:23,175 No. I don't want to do that. 226 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:27,410 I forgot... 227 00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,944 I'm rich now, too. 228 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:33,812 I'll think of a better way. 229 00:14:34,345 --> 00:14:35,880 I'll find a way to really hurt them. 230 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,384 BUTLER: Would you follow me, please? 231 00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:50,786 WOODRUFF: Who are these people? 232 00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:54,253 Well, this is a long lost aunt, Gina. 233 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,289 -From Mexico. -Tita Gina. 234 00:14:57,622 --> 00:15:01,456 [BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH] 235 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:08,593 This is the great uncle, General Rodriguez, from Bolivia. 236 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:14,161 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 237 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:21,064 TATTOO: And this is your cousin from Brooklyn, New York, 238 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:22,865 Rudolpho. 239 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:26,000 -Yeah! -RUDOLPHO: How ya doin', Maria? 240 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,601 [MARIA CHEERING] 241 00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,335 Well, since, sir, you were having 242 00:15:31,468 --> 00:15:32,903 such a great family reunion, 243 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,437 I thought why not invite the rest of the family? 244 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:39,438 Oh, thank you, Tattoo. What a good idea. Yahoo! 245 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,773 You mean these, these gypsies are going to stay here? 246 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,708 Well, that's my best kind of fantasy. 247 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,409 [CLOCK CHIMES] 248 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:57,513 [CLEARS THROAT] 249 00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:04,115 Come in. 250 00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:10,784 Well, Mr. Daly, may I talk to you? 251 00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:14,285 -Certainly. Come on in. -ROARKE: Thank you. 252 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:19,587 Only I'm not Allen Daly anymore. How do you like the new me? 253 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,556 Mr. Thomas Lacey. Very rich, 254 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:25,657 reclusive collector of rare and primitive art. 255 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:29,258 Yes, the difference is amazing. 256 00:16:29,992 --> 00:16:32,193 It's only the beginning, Mr. Roarke. Here, sit down. 257 00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,628 Thank you. Um... 258 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,995 it seems to me your fantasy has been fulfilled 259 00:16:39,195 --> 00:16:41,130 since you found the hidden treasure. 260 00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:43,364 When do you plan to leave Fantasy Island 261 00:16:43,497 --> 00:16:45,265 to begin your new life? 262 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:49,299 Well, like any other guest, when the weekend's over. 263 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,600 If that's all right with you. 264 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:53,268 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. But, uh... 265 00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,702 Tattoo told me what happened when you saw 266 00:16:56,836 --> 00:16:58,970 Mr. and Mrs. Lorin Robertson today. 267 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,739 Relax, Mr. Roarke. 268 00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:05,073 Tattoo brought me back to my senses. 269 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,873 Well, then, why not leave? 270 00:17:07,674 --> 00:17:09,274 I can really use this art auction 271 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,808 you're holding here to help establish 272 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:11,975 my new identity. 273 00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:15,277 You also know that Mr. and Mrs. Lorin Robertson 274 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,644 will be there, don't you? 275 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,311 -A test. -Oh? 276 00:17:19,445 --> 00:17:21,379 You see, if they don't recognize me, 277 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:22,713 then nobody will. 278 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,480 I see. 279 00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:28,415 Still, I'd like to remind you that revenge 280 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:32,384 is a two-headed monster that strikes in all directions. 281 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,418 Good day, Mr. Daly. 282 00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:42,455 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 283 00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:47,990 -Papa, hola, Papa. -Hello, Maria. 284 00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:49,357 -Hello -Mrs. Pomperoy-- 285 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,691 What do you say, C.W? Hey, hey, hey. 286 00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:53,592 Nice wheels you got out back. 287 00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:57,427 You know that limo of yours? Gets up to 60, 12 flat. 288 00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:59,094 And you know that tune up your Rolls needed? 289 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,195 Doesn't need it anymore. Ah! 290 00:18:01,395 --> 00:18:03,529 You mean, you? Mrs. Pomperoy! 291 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:06,564 Why? Why? I don't understand what you are talking! 292 00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:09,298 Never have I witnessed such an outrage. 293 00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:12,967 What you have done is immoral. No, it is perverted. 294 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,068 What for you are getting so excited? 295 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,102 All I do is put a little hot chili 296 00:18:17,302 --> 00:18:19,636 in your fancy sauce. It doesn't hurt nothing. 297 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:23,904 Hot chili in a bearnaise? In my bearnaise? 298 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,573 Sacre bleu! You should be guillotined slowly. 299 00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:29,874 Mrs. Pomperoy! 300 00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:31,540 POMPEROY: I'm here, Mr. Woodruff. 301 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,275 -What's going on here? -Ever since she arrived, 302 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:35,209 it has been absolute havoc. 303 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:39,477 They're like a swarm of locusts hovering, wreaking havoc, 304 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,612 him in the garage, her in the kitchen, him-- 305 00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:45,580 him in the ozone. Oh, all right. 306 00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:48,914 And her-- her everywhere 307 00:18:49,281 --> 00:18:51,715 butchering the language of my forefathers. 308 00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:55,217 It has been horrible. No wonder they're all quitting. 309 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,584 Quitting? Who's quitting? 310 00:18:56,717 --> 00:19:00,986 We are, sir, the entire staff. We can take no more. 311 00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:02,787 But you can't. The party tomorrow. 312 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,421 The Italian Ambassador. What will I do? 313 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:08,055 Bomb, I should think, sir. 314 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:13,457 And astonishing good luck to you. Come, staff. 315 00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:18,559 LACEY: Well, how's it coming along? 316 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,228 Well, from your description and the one in this book... 317 00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:25,329 it's the best I can do. 318 00:19:25,762 --> 00:19:27,163 LACEY: Ah, it's excellent. 319 00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:30,631 Okay, but I don't know if I can have it made by tonight. 320 00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:33,599 I'll give you another 100,000 dollars, 321 00:19:33,732 --> 00:19:35,366 but it has to be ready by tonight. 322 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,534 You got it. I'll get started now. 323 00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:46,970 LORIN: This is the real mask of Tenequatal. 324 00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:48,838 I hear it was excavated by some kids 325 00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:50,572 when they were trying to build a play fort or something. 326 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,507 -MAN: This is lovely. -The workmanship is exquisite. 327 00:19:53,707 --> 00:19:55,108 What the hell would you know about art, darling? 328 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,275 Especially something as beautiful as this. 329 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,376 Sorry. Please, excuse me. 330 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,618 I don't know if this will make you feel any better, 331 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,118 but I happen to agree with you. 332 00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,652 The workmanship on that mask is exquisite. 333 00:20:27,454 --> 00:20:30,988 Well, how do you do? I'm Thomas Lacey, collector. 334 00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:34,056 I'm Marion Robertson. 335 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,790 I didn't mean to startle you. 336 00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:37,825 Why, no, it's not that. 337 00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:41,959 It's just that you remind me of someone I used to know. 338 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,561 Well, I guess we all see ghosts from our past now and then. 339 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,095 Ghost, yes. 340 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:50,130 May I get you another drink? That one didn't last too long. 341 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,031 I don't think so. 342 00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:54,865 I better be getting back to my bungalow. 343 00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:56,999 May I walk you? 344 00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,233 All right. 345 00:21:03,135 --> 00:21:04,502 LACEY: Tell me about your husband. 346 00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:06,502 MARION: He was different at first... 347 00:21:07,203 --> 00:21:08,837 there when I needed him the most. 348 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,372 This isn't my bungalow. 349 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,707 No, it's mine. 350 00:21:18,807 --> 00:21:20,675 Sometimes two people meet, they know everything 351 00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:22,309 there is to know about each other. 352 00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,477 -Don't you agree? -Please, stop. 353 00:21:26,377 --> 00:21:29,178 Why should I? I see the same loneliness 354 00:21:29,311 --> 00:21:30,612 in you that I felt. 355 00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:32,880 Yes, I am lonely. 356 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,781 And I'd like to think that Lorin would miss me and be worried. 357 00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:38,215 But he won't. 358 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:41,150 Then what's to stop us? 359 00:22:14,429 --> 00:22:20,466 Charge, muchachos! A la carga! A la carga! Eh! 360 00:22:21,199 --> 00:22:24,000 Charge! Charge! 361 00:22:24,568 --> 00:22:28,669 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 362 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:34,371 Tattoo, I am beginning to think 363 00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:37,573 that maybe my uncle is what you call loony-toony. 364 00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:38,839 He's going bananas. 365 00:22:39,474 --> 00:22:42,775 -TATTOO: I know what you mean. -Tattoo, I was so wrong 366 00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:44,408 for coming here. 367 00:22:45,242 --> 00:22:47,843 I make my papa so unhappy. 368 00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:51,444 Look, I know a way to make your daddy happy again. 369 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,880 You and your relatives are going to take the place 370 00:22:55,013 --> 00:22:56,146 of his servants. 371 00:22:57,247 --> 00:22:58,647 -We can? -TATTOO: Yes. 372 00:22:59,081 --> 00:23:01,648 You know your Aunt Gina, how she cooks so well? 373 00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:03,849 Well, she can cook for the party this afternoon. 374 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,985 And my uncle in his uniform, 375 00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:10,152 he looks so snoopy doopy. He will be the butler. 376 00:23:10,286 --> 00:23:13,187 Right. And your Cousin Rudolpho can park the cars. 377 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:18,255 Right. And I will be the maid. Oh, Tattoo, you are a genius. 378 00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:20,323 -Thank you. -You're welcome. Look, 379 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,657 the boss and I, we're invited to the party this afternoon. 380 00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:26,092 I'm going to be there to help you if you need me. 381 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,726 I'm got to go now, okay? 382 00:23:27,859 --> 00:23:31,860 Okay. You are a genius. Good idea. Thank you so much. 383 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:35,262 Oh, Maria, if somehow something goes wrong, 384 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:38,397 remember, that was your idea. 385 00:23:39,531 --> 00:23:42,999 Okay, Tattoo, but, what can go wrong? 386 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,900 [CLOCK CHIMING] 387 00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:21,514 Would you believe me if I told you... 388 00:24:22,515 --> 00:24:23,615 I love you? 389 00:24:38,387 --> 00:24:40,055 You haven't answered me yet. 390 00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,723 Why don't you just get dressed? 391 00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:45,590 What's wrong? 392 00:24:45,924 --> 00:24:48,391 We had our time together, now it's over. 393 00:24:49,225 --> 00:24:50,359 Why is it over? 394 00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:52,393 LACEY: Look at it from my point of view. 395 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:57,495 Future in a married woman that sleeps with anyone. 396 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,329 You're not just anyone, Allen. 397 00:25:00,663 --> 00:25:03,131 Allen, I knew it was you all along. 398 00:25:03,497 --> 00:25:04,598 When did you know? 399 00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:06,498 When I first saw you... 400 00:25:07,366 --> 00:25:08,433 I knew. 401 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,600 But you looked so different, you pretended not to know me. 402 00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:14,802 But if I'd had any doubts... 403 00:25:15,836 --> 00:25:16,937 they'd be gone now. 404 00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:18,903 Damn it, Marion... 405 00:25:19,771 --> 00:25:21,304 why did you marry him? 406 00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:24,272 Allen, you just disappeared. 407 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,106 I was so hurt. 408 00:25:26,806 --> 00:25:28,841 -Lorin was there to comfort me. -[LACEY SIGHS] 409 00:25:29,975 --> 00:25:32,709 Oh, and I bet you were easy to comfort, weren't you? 410 00:25:34,444 --> 00:25:35,710 Why are you doing this? 411 00:25:36,277 --> 00:25:38,678 Why did you pretend that you still care for me? 412 00:25:39,311 --> 00:25:43,180 Lorin took you away from me. Now I'm taking you back. 413 00:25:43,813 --> 00:25:46,314 You mean last night was revenge? 414 00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:49,115 Just call it anything you feel like. 415 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:55,218 I thought we still had a chance. I never loved Lorin. 416 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:57,386 Never. 417 00:25:58,619 --> 00:26:02,755 Good. Then you won't mind if I show the world 418 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,989 that your famous art expert husband 419 00:26:05,122 --> 00:26:06,957 is a fake and a fool? 420 00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:09,090 Right now, I don't care what happens 421 00:26:09,223 --> 00:26:12,525 to either one of you. You're two of a kind. 422 00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:23,829 MARIA: Hello. You and Papa are back? 423 00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:25,964 Finding servants on such short notice 424 00:26:26,097 --> 00:26:27,598 proved impossible. 425 00:26:29,231 --> 00:26:32,167 Oh, dear. Why are you dressed like that? 426 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,201 Because we are going to be Papa's servants. 427 00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,002 You can't be serious! 428 00:26:43,504 --> 00:26:46,838 You are serious. Well, I will simply not allow it. 429 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,540 Why-- why you should all be locked up. 430 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,108 I have a better idea. I'll show you. 431 00:26:52,675 --> 00:26:55,009 What are you doing? Unhand me, you brute. 432 00:26:55,642 --> 00:26:58,777 Mrs. Pomperoy, this party is very important to Papa. 433 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,978 We cannot let you call it off. You understand? 434 00:27:01,111 --> 00:27:03,979 You can't wait on decent people. You know nothing about decency. 435 00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:06,346 Now everything is going to be just fine. 436 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,947 You know what I'm going to cook? 437 00:27:08,081 --> 00:27:11,415 I'm going to cook albondigas en salsa de chile chipotle. 438 00:27:11,815 --> 00:27:14,717 -Es delicious. -Over my dead body! 439 00:27:15,017 --> 00:27:17,618 -Don't push your luck, lady. -Don't you talk to me that. 440 00:27:17,851 --> 00:27:19,852 Okay, we'll be right back. We'll be right back. 441 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:25,454 You come back here! How dare you? Let me out! 442 00:27:25,688 --> 00:27:27,355 LACEY: Did you find out what Mr. Robertson's 443 00:27:27,489 --> 00:27:28,489 net worth is? 444 00:27:29,222 --> 00:27:30,423 Five million. 445 00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:33,524 Very good work. 446 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:37,059 I've already put the money in your account. 447 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,761 The legendary gold mask of Tenequatal, 448 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:46,429 excavated only days ago, here on Fantasy Island. 449 00:27:46,729 --> 00:27:49,464 It weighs 37 pounds and is cast in pure gold, 450 00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:50,864 with cut rubies in the eyes 451 00:27:51,098 --> 00:27:52,899 and emeralds thought to represent tears 452 00:27:53,099 --> 00:27:54,199 just below the eyes. 453 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:55,866 AUCTIONEER: The bidding on the mask of Tenequatal 454 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,234 will begin in a few moments. 455 00:27:57,901 --> 00:27:59,435 How's the action going, Mr. Robertson? 456 00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:02,303 -You bought anything yet? -Oh, just a few minor pieces. 457 00:28:03,469 --> 00:28:04,404 Have we met? 458 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,971 I don't know, have we? I'm Thomas Lacey. 459 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:11,039 Of course, everyone in the business 460 00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:12,173 knows Lorin Robertson. 461 00:28:12,307 --> 00:28:14,774 Oh, thank you. Too bad you came so late. 462 00:28:14,908 --> 00:28:16,474 Some of the good stuff's already been auctioned off. 463 00:28:16,975 --> 00:28:19,075 Well, I'm just interested in one piece. 464 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:20,910 The mask. 465 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:24,111 Oh, I see. Well, you got good taste, old buddy. 466 00:28:24,545 --> 00:28:26,045 But I'm afraid you made a bad choice. You see, 467 00:28:26,178 --> 00:28:27,913 I intend to have that mask at any price. 468 00:28:28,513 --> 00:28:30,614 Well, I guess we both mean business, then? 469 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:34,148 [LAUGHS] I hope you brought enough money with you. 470 00:28:34,649 --> 00:28:35,916 'Cause no one knows who the seller is, 471 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,683 but they want cash on the barrelhead, you see, 472 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,018 -and all sales are final. -I heard. 473 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,452 Well, I hope you brought enough cash, too. 474 00:28:42,985 --> 00:28:44,285 But then it doesn't really matter. 475 00:28:45,053 --> 00:28:46,386 I want that mask. 476 00:28:47,187 --> 00:28:49,322 I'm prepared to outbid any offer. 477 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,256 AUCTIONEER: All right, gentlemen and ladies, 478 00:28:53,489 --> 00:28:55,590 you know of the mask's antiquity and importance. 479 00:28:55,957 --> 00:28:58,258 You also know the value of the gold and the gems alone 480 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:01,359 dictates a minimum opening bid of 500,000 dollars. 481 00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:02,660 Do I hear an offer? 482 00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:05,861 One million dollars. 483 00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,695 Thank you, Mr. Robertson, the bid 484 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,396 is now one million dollars. 485 00:29:09,896 --> 00:29:11,463 Well, I guess this is where the men are separated 486 00:29:11,596 --> 00:29:12,764 from the boys, huh? 487 00:29:13,531 --> 00:29:15,732 -Three million dollars. -AUCTIONEER: Three million. 488 00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:17,866 -Three-five. -AUCTIONEER: Three million 489 00:29:17,999 --> 00:29:19,033 five hundred thousand. 490 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,300 Three million five hundred once. Three million 491 00:29:21,434 --> 00:29:22,701 -five hundred twice-- -Four. 492 00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:24,268 AUCTIONEER: Four million dollars. 493 00:29:24,402 --> 00:29:26,136 Four million once, four million twice-- 494 00:29:26,336 --> 00:29:27,337 Four-five. 495 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:29,270 Four million five hundred thousand dollars 496 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:30,604 going once. 497 00:29:30,738 --> 00:29:33,139 -Four million six. -AUCTIONEER: Four million six. 498 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,540 -Four-seven. -AUCTIONEER: Four-seven 499 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:35,873 for Mr. Robertson. 500 00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:38,174 Four million nine. 501 00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:40,442 AUCTIONEER: Four million nine hundred thousand dollars. 502 00:29:41,175 --> 00:29:42,843 Four million nine hundred thousand 503 00:29:42,976 --> 00:29:44,477 that's the bid, Mr. Robertson. 504 00:29:46,044 --> 00:29:47,511 Five million dollars. 505 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,312 Ladies and gentlemen, the bid is five million dollars. 506 00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:52,313 Five million dollars. 507 00:29:53,113 --> 00:29:54,548 Getting a little bit too rich for your blood? 508 00:29:54,681 --> 00:29:56,048 -AUCTIONEER: Five million once. -A little too rich. 509 00:29:56,181 --> 00:29:58,115 AUCTIONEER: Five million twice. Five million three times. 510 00:29:58,249 --> 00:29:59,316 Congratulations. 511 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:01,784 Sold to Mr. Lorin Robertson of New York 512 00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:04,151 for the sum of five million dollars cash. 513 00:30:04,418 --> 00:30:06,618 [ALL CLAPPING] 514 00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:09,253 Well, I always get what I want. Sorry about that, old buddy. 515 00:30:09,454 --> 00:30:11,921 Yes, I'm sure you get what you deserve. 516 00:30:12,121 --> 00:30:13,388 If you'll excuse me. 517 00:30:17,657 --> 00:30:19,123 AUCTIONEER: And that concludes today's auction 518 00:30:19,257 --> 00:30:21,124 on Fantasy Island. Thank you for coming. 519 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:31,495 Would you care for an hors d'oeuvre? 520 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:34,063 No. No. No. No. Uncle, 521 00:30:34,196 --> 00:30:37,331 it is not hors d'oeuvre. It is champagne. 522 00:30:38,298 --> 00:30:42,000 Listen to me. "Would you care for champagne?" 523 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,900 What's he doing? 524 00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,601 What are you doing? Why are you dressed like a maid? 525 00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:47,402 That's what I am, Papa, 526 00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:50,170 for the party. We are going to be your servants. 527 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,804 But Mrs. Pomperoy canceled the party, didn't she? 528 00:30:53,504 --> 00:30:56,172 I think the guests are starting to come. 529 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,340 Cousin Rudolpho is parking the cars. 530 00:31:04,976 --> 00:31:08,310 [TIRES SCREECH] 531 00:31:09,478 --> 00:31:11,478 [CAR HORN HONKING] 532 00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,048 Hey, Papa, where you going? 533 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:24,484 To get dressed. And then, no doubt, to my grave. 534 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,518 -WOODRUFF: Mrs. Pomperoy! -Papa, please. 535 00:31:28,651 --> 00:31:30,652 WOODRUFF: Mrs. Pomperoy, where are you? 536 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:46,525 [SNIFFS] 537 00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:53,461 LORIN: Well, I've staked everything I own 538 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:54,862 on this little beauty right here, ma'am. 539 00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:56,662 Between the tour and the resale, I figure I'm going 540 00:31:56,797 --> 00:31:58,630 to double my investment. Thank you. 541 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,264 Did you ever find out who it was 542 00:32:00,398 --> 00:32:01,698 that sold you the mask? 543 00:32:01,865 --> 00:32:04,766 Ah, Mr. Lacey, how are you, sir? No, no, never did find out. 544 00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:06,934 The money was put into a numbered Swiss bank account, 545 00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,334 that's all I know. 546 00:32:08,534 --> 00:32:09,835 I guess that doesn't really matter now, anyway, does it? 547 00:32:10,502 --> 00:32:11,803 Oh, but it does matter. 548 00:32:12,869 --> 00:32:14,304 You see, that anonymous owner... 549 00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:16,637 was me. 550 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:18,171 Wait. Wait a minute here. Now, I don't get that. 551 00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:19,972 Now, if the owner was you, 552 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,539 why would you put it up for auction 553 00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:23,040 and then bid against yourself, huh? 554 00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:27,942 I think these press releases I prepared for the wire service 555 00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:29,209 will explain it. 556 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,844 It's going to ruin your professional reputation. 557 00:32:32,977 --> 00:32:34,512 Just wait a minute. What are you talking about? 558 00:32:34,645 --> 00:32:35,778 -Let me see that. -See, they prove 559 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,913 that Lorin Robertson, famous art collector, 560 00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:40,314 an expert... 561 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:43,948 -bought a fake. -Now, you hold on just a minute. 562 00:32:44,148 --> 00:32:47,150 Oh, and by the way, there is a real mask 563 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:50,018 right here on this island and I've seen it. 564 00:32:51,351 --> 00:32:52,619 But you never will. 565 00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:55,453 Ah, thank you all for coming. Appreciate the interview. 566 00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:57,054 I'll just take you to the door. 567 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:01,756 Bye. 568 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:07,691 I don't understand. 569 00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:09,992 Why? 570 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,827 -Why? -Yeah, why? 571 00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:14,494 Didn't you even miss your wife last night? 572 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:18,229 She was with me. 573 00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:22,564 Oh, and oh, that was sweet. But this is sweeter. 574 00:33:22,764 --> 00:33:24,064 Now, you just wait a minute. 575 00:33:25,132 --> 00:33:26,465 Who are you, mister... 576 00:33:39,338 --> 00:33:40,204 Allen. 577 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,605 Oh, Lord, I should have known. 578 00:33:43,139 --> 00:33:44,706 I also should have killed you in Iran. 579 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,941 -Too late for that. -Well, I don't know about that. 580 00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:55,910 Yeah, macho man, huh? 581 00:33:59,812 --> 00:34:00,846 Well, I got news for you. 582 00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:03,980 Marion doesn't know about you being in prison. 583 00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:08,049 I told her you were killed in an accident over there. 584 00:34:08,815 --> 00:34:11,516 She always loved you, Allen. She still does. 585 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,552 So, you see, you're still a dang fool. 586 00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,819 Have a nice day, old buddy. 587 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:30,324 [GUN COCKS] 588 00:34:35,893 --> 00:34:37,994 The Secretary of State is very anxious to set up 589 00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:39,262 a meeting... 590 00:34:40,262 --> 00:34:42,796 Uh, meeting. Excuse me. 591 00:34:44,163 --> 00:34:46,330 -Little hopeless. Excuse me. -Señor Roarke, 592 00:34:46,831 --> 00:34:48,031 everybody's frowning. 593 00:34:48,331 --> 00:34:53,033 I think we need some music to cheer things up a little bit. 594 00:34:53,366 --> 00:34:55,168 Splendid idea, Miss Diaz. Have a seat. 595 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,367 Okay. 596 00:34:57,702 --> 00:35:00,070 -Mr. Woodruff, please. -What is she doing now, 597 00:35:00,203 --> 00:35:01,636 -Mr. Roarke? -Oh, she's going to entertain 598 00:35:01,771 --> 00:35:03,137 -your guests. -This is hardly the time 599 00:35:03,271 --> 00:35:05,172 and place for a hootenanny. 600 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,440 [♪♪♪♪♪] 601 00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,644 ♪ Chiquitita tell me What's wrong ♪ 602 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:26,681 ♪ You're enchained By your own sorrow ♪ 603 00:35:28,847 --> 00:35:35,750 ♪ In your eyes there Is no hope for tomorrow ♪ 604 00:35:37,785 --> 00:35:40,619 ♪ How I hate To see you like this ♪ 605 00:35:42,153 --> 00:35:46,621 ♪ There is no way You can deny it ♪ 606 00:35:48,655 --> 00:35:55,625 ♪ I can see that you're Oh so sad so quiet ♪ 607 00:35:56,993 --> 00:36:00,927 ♪ Chiquitita you and I know ♪ 608 00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:03,495 ♪ How the heartaches come And they go ♪ 609 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:06,196 ♪ And the scars They're leaving ♪ 610 00:36:06,730 --> 00:36:11,632 ♪ You'll be dancing once again And the pain will end ♪ 611 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:16,133 ♪ You will have no time For grieving ♪ 612 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:20,302 ♪ Chiquitita you and I cry ♪ 613 00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:25,470 ♪ But the sun is still in The sky and shining above you ♪ 614 00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:30,439 ♪ Let me hear you sing once more Like you did before ♪ 615 00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:35,808 ♪ Sing a new song Chiquitita ♪ 616 00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:40,376 ♪ Try once more Like you did before ♪ 617 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:44,345 ♪ Sing a new song Chiquitita ♪ 618 00:36:45,212 --> 00:36:50,614 ♪ Try once more ♪ 619 00:36:51,614 --> 00:36:58,583 ♪ Like you did before ♪ 620 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:04,420 ♪ Sing a new song ♪ 621 00:37:05,086 --> 00:37:12,089 ♪ Chiquitita ♪ 622 00:37:17,691 --> 00:37:20,359 She's good. My daughter's very good. 623 00:37:24,528 --> 00:37:26,995 [UTENSIL CLANKING] 624 00:37:28,629 --> 00:37:31,897 Dinner is ready. Come and get it, everyone. 625 00:37:32,197 --> 00:37:35,932 In the dining room and get ready for to chow down. 626 00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,568 ♪ Ninety-nine bottles of beer On the shelf ♪ 627 00:37:43,701 --> 00:37:46,302 ♪ Ninety-nine bottles Of beer... ♪ 628 00:37:48,003 --> 00:37:50,571 Well, bon appetit! 629 00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,843 [COUGHS] 630 00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:05,944 [COUGHS] 631 00:38:06,945 --> 00:38:08,845 MAN: My mouth is on fire! 632 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:14,914 Imbecile! If this is your idea of a joke, I am not amused. 633 00:38:15,114 --> 00:38:16,514 Come, Josephine, andiamo! 634 00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:17,615 We are going to leave this place. 635 00:38:17,749 --> 00:38:19,183 Wait! Mr. Ambassador... 636 00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,350 please, my dear friends, 637 00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:25,352 I can explain everything. Please, friends! 638 00:38:26,052 --> 00:38:27,986 [ALL COUGHING] 639 00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:31,554 WOODRUFF: Mrs. Giovanni, I can explain everything. 640 00:38:31,788 --> 00:38:35,889 It was a-- Ladies and gentlemen, it was a terrible mistake. 641 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,490 But, uh-- Please. 642 00:38:41,424 --> 00:38:44,326 Oh, did you see what just happened in there? 643 00:38:44,793 --> 00:38:46,861 I could very well be drummed out of the diplomatic corps. 644 00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:48,627 This whole thing is your fault. 645 00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:53,263 Yours and that overzealous, underbrained man Friday here. 646 00:38:57,265 --> 00:39:01,232 -[TIRES SCREECHING] -[CRASHING] 647 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,302 Hey, why don't you look where you're going? 648 00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:08,869 Delinquente! 649 00:39:09,002 --> 00:39:11,637 You see, why couldn't you have left well enough alone? 650 00:39:11,837 --> 00:39:13,471 I'm ruined, Roarke! Ruined! 651 00:39:14,172 --> 00:39:15,205 Oh. 652 00:39:16,405 --> 00:39:18,006 I'm so sorry, Papa. 653 00:39:19,207 --> 00:39:20,107 [MARIA SOBBING] 654 00:39:20,374 --> 00:39:21,875 Ruined, Mr. Woodruff? 655 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,276 I would say that depends entirely on your values. 656 00:39:27,077 --> 00:39:28,143 I suggest... 657 00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:31,378 you examine them very carefully. 658 00:39:32,212 --> 00:39:33,279 Tattoo. 659 00:39:37,681 --> 00:39:39,082 ROARKE: I'm sorry, Mrs. Robertson, 660 00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:41,282 but there are no flights out until tomorrow morning. 661 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,416 I just can't stay here any longer, Mr. Roarke. 662 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:44,950 Roarke, I've got to find-- 663 00:39:48,485 --> 00:39:50,652 -Marion? -I have nothing to say to you. 664 00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:53,720 Oh, Marion I'm so sorry. I thought that you knew. 665 00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:55,588 That you were part of this frame up. 666 00:39:56,488 --> 00:39:59,523 I spent the last eight years of my life in prison. 667 00:40:00,323 --> 00:40:02,624 Lorin framed me so he could have you to himself. 668 00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:06,993 It's true. He was falsely accused of smuggling. 669 00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:09,227 And, I'm sorry, but... 670 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,961 he's right about your husband. 671 00:40:13,361 --> 00:40:14,729 I thought you were dead. 672 00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:16,462 He told me you were. 673 00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,363 DALY: Oh, I know that now. 674 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,433 If you'll excuse me, I, uh... 675 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,801 just remembered something very important I have to do. 676 00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:35,204 I would have done anything to get you out. 677 00:40:36,004 --> 00:40:37,538 I would have waited forever. 678 00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:40,639 I'm sorry. I love you so much. 679 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:44,274 I love you, too. I never stopped. 680 00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:52,677 Well, hello dear friends. 681 00:40:54,178 --> 00:40:56,378 I saw Mr. Roarke leave, so I thought I'd join you. 682 00:40:58,779 --> 00:41:02,581 -Put the gun away, Lorin. -Listen, I want that mask. 683 00:41:03,048 --> 00:41:05,382 Look, it's way too dangerous. Forget it. 684 00:41:05,516 --> 00:41:07,483 Allen, I've got nothing more to lose, 685 00:41:07,617 --> 00:41:09,818 don't you understand? Move. 686 00:41:27,925 --> 00:41:29,026 Easy does it. 687 00:41:42,364 --> 00:41:43,531 Well, what are you waiting for, old buddy? 688 00:41:43,664 --> 00:41:44,765 Get on up there and get it. 689 00:41:45,932 --> 00:41:47,399 DALY: I'm telling you, Lorin, this whole place 690 00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:48,799 is booby-trapped. 691 00:41:58,903 --> 00:42:00,971 [RUMBLING] 692 00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:02,905 [CHUCKLES] 693 00:42:03,205 --> 00:42:05,106 Now, that wasn't too difficult, now, was it? 694 00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:06,607 Get it on down here. 695 00:42:18,811 --> 00:42:20,212 Give it to me. 696 00:42:26,414 --> 00:42:27,949 The only one who's getting out of here alive 697 00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:29,250 is yours truly. 698 00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:38,119 Come on, Lorin! 699 00:42:39,887 --> 00:42:40,954 MARION: Allen? 700 00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:44,089 Lorin, don't be a fool! Leave the mask! 701 00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:46,156 -MARION: Please! -Come on! 702 00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:50,124 Let's get out of here! The whole place is caving in! 703 00:43:04,130 --> 00:43:06,064 [MARION PANTING] 704 00:43:11,032 --> 00:43:12,500 Let's get out of here! 705 00:43:22,004 --> 00:43:23,737 WOODRUFF: Right foot, there you go. 706 00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:29,007 Oh, my good-- There they are! 707 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:33,008 Lock them up before they strike again! 708 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,642 Oh, we are leaving. 709 00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:36,877 Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, 710 00:43:37,177 --> 00:43:39,111 they will take us away right now. 711 00:43:40,544 --> 00:43:45,813 Oh, bless you. Bless you. 712 00:43:48,247 --> 00:43:52,649 We leave because I have come to know why my mother loved you. 713 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,284 You are a good and important man... 714 00:43:56,017 --> 00:43:57,985 with many good and important things 715 00:43:58,118 --> 00:43:59,486 ahead for you. 716 00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:03,187 I leave because I love you. 717 00:44:04,821 --> 00:44:06,522 Maria, please try to understand. 718 00:44:06,655 --> 00:44:12,191 May I be the first to say good riddance? 719 00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:17,559 Mr. Woodruff needs you as much as-- Oh, excuse me, 720 00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:23,295 as about as much as the Titanic needed ice cubes. 721 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:27,797 I like that. Ice cubes. I mean, look around you... 722 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:33,399 Mr. Woodruff is a very-- Excuse me, a very wealthy man. 723 00:44:33,532 --> 00:44:36,333 He could have anything he wants. 724 00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:41,102 Now don't you think that if he wanted a daughter, 725 00:44:41,235 --> 00:44:43,903 he'd have had one by now? 726 00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:45,504 Mrs. Pomperoy. 727 00:44:47,138 --> 00:44:48,271 We leave right now. 728 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:50,639 Maria? Maria, please. 729 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:54,941 Maria? Everything Mrs. Pomperoy said is true. 730 00:44:55,474 --> 00:44:57,909 I'm a very ambitious and successful man. 731 00:44:58,275 --> 00:44:59,976 But she just made me realize 732 00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:03,677 that the reason why is because, what Roarke said is also true. 733 00:45:04,878 --> 00:45:06,646 I'm dedicated to my work because I don't know 734 00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:07,879 anything else. 735 00:45:08,113 --> 00:45:10,280 Ever since I met and lost your mother... 736 00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:13,448 I've been trying to make myself believe that... 737 00:45:14,816 --> 00:45:17,517 loving someone and being loved wasn't important. 738 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,484 But that isn't true. 739 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,386 Maria, it would please me very much if you'd stay. 740 00:45:26,787 --> 00:45:29,722 Papa? Oh, Papa, you really mean it? 741 00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:30,788 WOODRUFF: Yes. Yes. 742 00:45:33,223 --> 00:45:36,057 But, Papa, what about Tita Gina 743 00:45:36,758 --> 00:45:39,359 and my great uncle and Cousin Rudolpho? 744 00:45:39,492 --> 00:45:42,993 Yes, they can stay, too. And may God help us all, please. 745 00:45:43,827 --> 00:45:44,994 RUDOLPHO: All right! 746 00:45:58,233 --> 00:45:59,534 [SOBS] 747 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,240 -Mr. Roarke. -Mr. Daly. 748 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,075 Uh, Mrs. Robertson, I am terribly sorry 749 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:20,275 about your husband. 750 00:46:20,408 --> 00:46:22,176 His greed just finally caught up to him. 751 00:46:23,143 --> 00:46:25,810 At least I found Marion after all this time. 752 00:46:26,611 --> 00:46:28,078 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 753 00:46:28,711 --> 00:46:31,079 Yes. Love is the best cure for all the ailments 754 00:46:31,212 --> 00:46:32,080 of our lives. 755 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,948 -Good luck to you both. -Thank you. 756 00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:47,386 -Ah, Mrs. Pomperoy... -A lovely experience. 757 00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:48,920 -I am so glad. Gina. -Thank you so much. 758 00:46:49,054 --> 00:46:50,487 Yes. I enjoyed it very much. Goodbye. 759 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,721 -Encantado. Por nada. -Bye. 760 00:46:53,088 --> 00:46:54,789 -Adios, Rodolfo. Buena suerte. -Bye. 761 00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,291 General? General? This way, please. 762 00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:03,425 General. 763 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,664 Senor Roarke, muchisimas gracias. 764 00:47:15,864 --> 00:47:18,065 You made my Papa and me very happy. 765 00:47:18,198 --> 00:47:19,732 Oh, it was my pleasure, Miss Diaz. 766 00:47:19,966 --> 00:47:22,000 Well, Mr. Woodruff, it appears you've inherited 767 00:47:22,133 --> 00:47:23,767 an entire family, huh? 768 00:47:23,901 --> 00:47:27,335 Yes, I have. And believe it or not, I don't really mind. 769 00:47:27,902 --> 00:47:30,503 Did Miss Pomperoy get over her hangover yet? 770 00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:31,837 Shh. 771 00:47:31,971 --> 00:47:34,672 She hasn't quite gotten over any of this yet, Tattoo. 772 00:47:34,905 --> 00:47:36,105 Well, good luck to all of you. 773 00:47:36,238 --> 00:47:37,206 -Thank you. -I'm going to kiss you. 774 00:47:37,339 --> 00:47:38,373 We're going to need it. 775 00:47:38,506 --> 00:47:40,040 Thank you very much. Thank you so much. 776 00:47:40,174 --> 00:47:44,376 Muchas gracias, Tattoo. Thank you. Bye! Bye! 777 00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:56,614 Ah! You know, Tattoo, this is my kind of fantasy. 778 00:47:57,081 --> 00:47:59,315 -Boss, that's my line! -Hmm?